Look, don't get the other guy's Super Hero merch..........buy mine!
It is from 2009*, so in this day an age, it's considered 'vintage'.
I can NFT the fuck out of these, and my prices are HALF of what the other guys are going for. $49, and this can be yours!
For an additional $5, I'll even throw in the prototype.
In this version, I carry a brief case.
Here's the kicker - I won't try to sell you wine, steaks, higher education, vodka, bleach for drinking, horse dewormer or Greenland. .......or a load of horseshit, which the others are quickly eating up.
Call now: Operators are standing by!!!!
*in 2009, my facial hair was darker.
Song by: David Bowie