Saturday, August 31, 2024

Look Through Any Window

We are cat heavy this week. That's all ok. Somehow it all evens out. 

This was from the other week during our tornado. 
It's the closest Simon would get to coming down the basement stairs. 

Took Shep to a creek after daycare. It was hot out. ...and the creek was low. 


He takes over the sofa. 

....and 710's chair. 

Admiration? or Taunt? 

He didn't really workout. But I have yet to see anyone else on the equipment. 

Greeter. 
I'd like to say this was for me. But he did it to everyone who came in from the exact same space. 

Keeper of the keys. 

You know, I can see you up there!!




Song by: the Hollies

Friday, August 30, 2024

Baking with Blobby

Raspberry might be the best tasting fruit.  Fight me on this. 

Whether it be the NYT app, IG or Facebook, they can only show me a certain recipe so many times before I cave and make it. I mean, assuming it's somewhat appealing and in my taste palate. 

For the past few weeks, it's been a Cream Cheese Pound Cake. 

Everything about that name is borderline NC-17. Or something one might watch a quarter / token at a time. 

I cast no dispersions on this. 

What they leave out of the title is 'Raspberry'.  To be fair, anything other than the pound cake in their recipe is "optional".  It wasn't for me. It was the raspberry that drew me to the thing in the first place. 

Apparently, finding a homemade recipe for pound cake that replicates one like Sara Lee is a difficulty. I'm not sure I've ever had any Sara Lee pound cake, so I have no frame of reference, nor have I ever made a pound cake - at least I don't think. How hard can it be? 

Let's find out. 


Just a note: I cut everything in half (though you can't cut 5 eggs in half, so I used 3). And I used an 8x8 pan. The recipe below is for a larger cake. 


Ingredients 

Yield: One 9-by-13-inch cake 

For the Cake 

2½ cups/320 grams all-purpose flour 
1 teaspoon baking powder 
1½c ups/345 grams unsalted butter, at room temperature 
8 ounces/226 grams cream cheese, at room temperature 
3 cups/600 grams granulated sugar 
1 tablespoon vanilla extract 
1¼ teaspoons fine sea salt 
5 large eggs, at room temperature 

For the Assembly (optional) 

1 cup/305 grams raspberry preserves (see Tip) 
2 cups/473 milliliters cold heavy whipping cream 
2 tablespoons granulated sugar 
½ teaspoon fine sea salt 
1½ cups/34 grams freeze-dried raspberries 


Preparation 

Step 1 Prepare the cake: Position a rack in the center of the oven and heat the oven to 325 degrees. 


Step 2 In a medium bowl, add the flour and baking powder. Whisk to combine and to break up any lumps. 


Step 3 Add the butter to the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment. Use the empty butter wrappers to generously grease a 9-by-13-inch baking pan; line the bottom and long sides with parchment. Add the cream cheese, sugar, vanilla and salt to the bowl with the butter and mix on medium-low speed to combine. Increase the speed to medium-high and beat until fluffy, almost white and the sugar is mostly dissolved, 5 to 7 minutes. 


With the mixer on medium speed, add the eggs one at a time, mixing until smooth after each addition. Use a flexible spatula to scrape the bowl, then beat over medium speed for another minute. 


Step 4 With the mixer on low speed, gradually add the dry ingredients and mix until most of the flour streaks have disappeared. Using the spatula, scrape the bowl and gently stir until you eliminate the flour streaks. Scrape the batter into the prepared pan (I forgot that picture), then smooth out the top. 


Step 5 Bake, rotating the pan halfway through, until golden brown and a skewer or cake tester inserted in the center comes out clean, 60 to 65 minutes. When you gently press on the center of the cake with your fingertip, you shouldn’t leave a dent. Let cool completely in the pan. (The cooled cake can be covered and kept at room temperature for up to 3 or 4 days.) 

Even though I cut the ingredients in half, the 8 x 8 is a "taller" cake than the 9 x 13. While it didn't take 60 minutes, it took about 52. Just watch that should you not do the full recipe. 


Step 6 If you’re preparing the optional toppings, assemble the cake: Spread the preserves evenly over the cooled cake. 

Here, it looks like a large half of a PBJ. I did mix the preserves in a bowl with some lemon juice (see Tip below). 


Step 7 In the bowl of a stand mixer, whisk the heavy whipping cream, sugar and salt over medium-high until billowy soft peaks form. When you lift the whisk out of the bowl and turn it upside-down, a peak of cream should flop over slightly like a Santa hat. 

I wasn't paying attention and over whipped. it was more than stiff peaks. I tried adding more cream, but it didn't really help. I could have started over, but I didn't wanna. 

 
Evenly spread the whipped cream over the jam-topped cake. 

It looks imperfect (and it is), but I can call it "rustic".  And hopefully the grated freeze-dried raspberries will cover it all. 


Step 8 Add the freeze-dried raspberries to a fine-mesh sieve and hold it over the cake. Using your fingers, pass them through until most of the magenta powder rests atop the frosting like fresh snow and most of the seeds are left behind in the sieve. The entire surface of the whipped cream should be covered in pink dust. Discard the raspberry seeds. Serve immediately. 


Here's where I should have read all the way through as opposed to doing it step by step. I used a mircoplane and not a sieve, which would have made SO MUCH MORE SENSE. So, mine wasn't like the pictures in the recipe 

What it's supposed to look like:


What it did look like:



Granted, the NYT has better lighting and photographers, but you can see how my grating of the freeze-dried raspberries was subpar. 

The cake was good, and 710 said it was like the Sara Lee stuff, so I guess that's a win. It tastes good, though with the preserves, I cannot tell if the freeze dried stuff adds anything. 

It was fairly easy to make and can see doing it for a party or potluck kind of thing. 





Tip 

Look for a brand of raspberry preserves with minimal ingredients: They should consist of only raspberries, sugar, pectin and some kind of citrus. That will taste more tart and less artificial than one with, say, high-fructose corn syrup and other fruit juices that muddy the natural raspberry flavor. If your preserves taste especially sweet, you can stir in up to 3 teaspoons of fresh lemon juice for added tartness.

Thursday, August 29, 2024

We're Looking for the Whales

I'm delaying a Baking post just because of RFK Jr. 

There is no easy way to say this:  I think I get why his first (?) wife killed herself. She was living with an insane person. 

By all accounts he mentally tormented her, though I'm sure she had other issues going on. But still - that whole straw / camel thing would seem to apply here, no? 

Michael Kennedy was the one who hit his head while skiing and died. We should all be so lucky that it should have happened to RFK. 

Once again, the Onion is funny, but continues to show it's obsolescence. Where actual headlines are more outlandish than made-up ones, I'm surprised they are still in business. At this point their staff has to be pretty small. 

But no. First there was RFK's worm in the brain. Then the bear story.  Now........



W. T. F. ????

.....and it's not the Onion

It's multiple news agencies. You can Gooooooooogle it for yourself, should you feel the need.

I could go through the entire questions, like I did the bear story. I'm assuming a trip to Ace Hardware was involved to get a chainsaw. But what the fuck do I know anymore. 

And then there was lifting and securing it to said minivan.....no doubt with bungee cords. I'm sure he was going to use the whale to drain it for lamp oil. Blubber to keep warm during those cold nights at the compound, as you know how those Kennedys rough it.  

That he endorsed VanShitsinPantz is right on course for his crazy, but Harris has got to be thinking, "Phew! Dodged a bullet........".  I mean, not like BLOTUS "dodged" his. Seriously, what a fucking nut job. 

Now that I think about it, maybe RFK's (first?) wife killed herself because they named their kid "Kick"



Song by: a-ha

Wednesday, August 28, 2024

Going Up

I'll be honest, I still don't know what's going on with my blog. 

I don't even mean 'in general' this time. Specifically. 

As I mentioned a month ago, it took me 20+ years to hit 3 million view. It's now only taken me 29-30 days to add another million to that total. 

4 million, motherfuckers!

Well, 4,029,793 as of drafting this. 

Traffic has increased. Comments have not. I'm not complaining. Just speculating. 

It's either a bot-fest, or I'm being very closely monitored - and often - by some unknown sources. My writings really are not any better than before and the Secret Service and NSA would have knocked on my door a long time ago had I been any kind of threat. 

If nothing else, the Grammar Police could have paid a visit, as I know I have far too many typos.

Should they be bots, it's happened before where I'd get a surge for a day or three. And by surge, I mean from 3,000 hits per day to 9,000. I'm currently averaging about 35,000 per day. Every day. Actually, I think one time earlier this month I got a "lowly" 13,000. 

I am 99% sure there are not that many runners who are stopping by to see how I'm progressing in my training or races.  And by 99%, I mean 100%. 

I joked about monetizing this thing, and it was a joke. But if I continue to get 1,000,000 hits per month, maybe I should rethink that. I wouldn't know how that works, and I would refuse pop-up ads and shit like that, but..........why let this "fame" go to waste? 

I'll see how this plays out until the end of the year. But my January 1 post always give the stats for the previous year. The % increase alone is going to look awesome (gay-sing that last word............as if you already didn't). 




Song by: Echo & the Bunnymen

Tuesday, August 27, 2024

Site of the Month

This could go into the weekly troll post, but it's harder to arrange. It works better as a Site of the Month. 


I feel a little bad for Kamala. No one is really talking about her per se. Everyone is seemingly talking about her running mate. I mean, Tim Walz is the guy. 

Neither here nor there. If it helps the ticket and helps them get elected, I don't care who is riding who's coattails. 

The Shillbilly has gotten roasted all over the place - even in his own party. The Right is having a hard time swift boating Tim. He just is seemingly a good guy. That has got to bother the fuck out of the GOP and their usual tactics. 

But a group, who have been named Never Walz Group got a booth at the Minnesota State Fair. They are there to hand out and sell anti Walz stuff. I'm assuming pins, bumper stickers, t-shirts and kozy koolers. Just a hunch. 

What they didn't do was plunk down the $35 annual fee for a url. The url. Their url. 

Never Walz (dot com)

But someone else did!

It's ok to click on. Honest. 

Good for whomever (though probably the DNC) to snag the site name. Even if there is no real group called Never Walz, even better props to someone who made up the entire scenario and story. 

Monday, August 26, 2024

My Music Monday

I've been in a Jefferson Starship mood lately. 

XM plays their inarguably biggest hit, "Miracles", enough. For that song, it's all about the backing vocal arrangement, not as much the main vocals. 

For the off-shoot of the psychedelic rock group Jefferson Airplane, Jefferson Starship (really not to be confused with latter band's off-shoot, Starship) really had their hits with singer Marty Balin's ballads. 

Their ballads and rock songs were long in time - not making many of them readily available to top 40 stations, so they kind of remained in album oriented rock channels. 

Today's selection, "St. Charles" is another Balin led song, but not quite a ballad, not quite a rock song.

The song comes from their 1976 album, Spitfire, which was the follow-up to Red Octopus. And it preceded 1978's Earth, which had two other huge hits for the band, both sung by Balin.

While he had hand in some of the lyrics for "St. Charles", Balin didn't write the music, but he takes the lead in vocals. The song shines best when Airplane / Starship members, Grace Slick and Paul Kantner join in harmonizing with Balin. 

Almost 50 years later (ugh, that hurt to type), I still like the song. The band had a great young guitarist and he shows off here. 


Sunday, August 25, 2024

Pretty (Ugly Before)

Sunday troll time. 

It seems there is no shortage of material to get me to election day.  I don't even need to comment on most of them. Maybe any of them. 











Oddly, this never crossed my mind.  But yeah - why??
I mean, we know why........
















Song by: Elliott Smith

Saturday, August 24, 2024

Furry Sings the Blues

We are very cat heavy here this week. But I know many of you are more cat people than dog folks. We can all get along, no?  

Simon just hanging. 
Eons ago, Kylie used to walk through there too, mostly as a large, living feather duster. 

Walk?
We almost always wait for Dad #1 to get home for an evening walk, but Shep wasn't allowing that the other day. He talked, sang and finally came close-up with hound dog eyes.  We walked. 

Simon and a cookie.  My cookie. 
Scavenger. 

My niece's cat, Pippa. 
The original family Kitler. Or as I call her, Eva Braun. 

Park walk - somewhere between day care and home. 
He's spoiled. 

Comfortable cat in his home. 



Song by: Joni Mitchell