We're Looking for the Whales

I'm delaying a Baking post just because of RFK Jr. 

There is no easy way to say this:  I think I get why his first (?) wife killed herself. She was living with an insane person. 

By all accounts he mentally tormented her, though I'm sure she had other issues going on. But still - that whole straw / camel thing would seem to apply here, no? 

Michael Kennedy was the one who hit his head while skiing and died. We should all be so lucky that it should have happened to RFK. 

Once again, the Onion is funny, but continues to show it's obsolescence. Where actual headlines are more outlandish than made-up ones, I'm surprised they are still in business. At this point their staff has to be pretty small. 

But no. First there was RFK's worm in the brain. Then the bear story.  Now........

W. T. F. ????

.....and it's not the Onion. 

It's multiple news agencies. You can Gooooooooogle it for yourself, should you feel the need.

I could go through the entire questions, like I did the bear story. I'm assuming a trip to Ace Hardware was involved to get a chainsaw. But what the fuck do I know anymore. 

And then there was lifting and securing it to said minivan.....no doubt with bungee cords. I'm sure he was going to use the whale to drain it for lamp oil. Blubber to keep warm during those cold nights at the compound, as you know how those Kennedys rough it.  

That he endorsed VanShitsinPantz is right on course for his crazy, but Harris has got to be thinking, "Phew! Dodged a bullet........".  I mean, not like BLOTUS "dodged" his. Seriously, what a fucking nut job. 

Now that I think about it, maybe RFK's (first?) wife killed herself because they named their kid "Kick"

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