I think the short answer is: yes.
Every few weeks some weird-ass tidbit hits the news cycle, and it's all shit he's admitted to doing. ...but somehow it's coming out in spurts (no pun intended....honest).
And this is how you know no one is vetting this candidate. Not the PACs, certainly not the media.
Perhaps literally no one (RJK Jr too) considers him a true candidate. I don't even think at this point he's a liability to the GOP or DNC candidates.
So, for those who haven't seen - nor did I, 710 had to read it to me:
In 2014 (?), RFJ Jr sees someone hit and kill a bear with their car. Allegedly leaving the scene. Kennedy, thinking he'll "skin the bear" puts it in his car and drives off.
In 2014 (?), RFJ Jr sees someone hit and kill a bear with their car. Allegedly leaving the scene. Kennedy, thinking he'll "skin the bear" puts it in his car and drives off.
So many questions so far - but I'll get to those.
He drives into NYC KNOWING he has a dinner and then needs to go right to the airport to take a flight.
More questions, but.....hold on.
He drives into Central Park, dumps the bear, and puts a bike in front of it so......it looks like someone on a bike hit and killed the bear.
So. Many. Questions.
First of all - he's telling this story to fucking Roseanne Barr on tape. How and why those two even got together for anything are more questions, but not ones to ask at this point.
As for the questions:
- In what world could any Kennedy - even George - think they could skin a bear? That cannot be in their skill set. They can't drive across a bridge or through a plaza without turmoil.
- He was going carve the bear for bear meat. Bear Meat??? Is that a thing? Doesn't he have a Sam's Club membership?
- Bear hit by a car - has to have open wounds. how did blood not get all over RJK Jr?
- In what world could RFK Jr. LIFT a dead weight bear and put it into his car??
- He was on his way to NYC for a dinner and then to the airport. He knew this. HE KNEW THIS. And still stuffed a fucking bear into a car and drove it to the city??
- What in the fuck does RFK Jr keep in his car to actually skin a bear??
- How did he lift a fucking dead bear out of his car and drag it to the bushes in Central Park?
- And wouldn't his trunk (back seat?) be a fucking mess that now sits in an airport parking lot for days?
- He placed a bicycle next to the bear to make it look like a biker hit and killed the bear. Let's forget the physics involved in that one, the bigger question: WHERE DID HE GET A BIKE??????
- Did he go to FAO Schwartz and buy one? Did he steal a bike? Did he have one in this trunk - and if so, how'd he fit a bear in there too? OR - was it a bicycle riding bear that escaped from the circus??
- And last, but not least: did he make his dinner reservation on time? I mean, he had to change clothes and wash up, right?
I think if he learned anything from his Uncle Ted is to see (or cause?) an accident and not report it and take matters into your own hands.
Honestly, I don't even believe someone else hit the bear. It was probably him. The bear's name? Mary Jo Kopechne.
Prove me wrong!
....and is it any wonder that women would pick bear over man?
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5 comments:
LMAO !
I saw the video clip, I wonder how many times nanny dropped him on his head as a baby.
Whoa. That callback was a deep cut. This entry was worth waiting two days.
I often pick bears over other options.
It was a bear cub or so he said
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