Thursday, August 01, 2024

See Through

OMFG - this 2024 Olympiad has everyone's panties in a wad about something or other. 

Maybe I missed the controversial part of the opening ceremonies - I mean, I found Lady Gag Gag extremely tedious. Those last two words could be upper-cased, by the way. And I should clarify this: it was even more tedious than her usual self, which is saying something. 

But whatever faux x-tian beliefs that are being trampled on is hilarious. We have bars and eateries who are refusing to show the games due to their "outrage".  Something about an updated depiction of the Last Supper. 

First off - it was a painting from 1490+ years after an alleged meal at the Jerusalem Appleby's. It wasn't the actual last supper.  I wonder how much shit Da Vinci got for painting it back then.  But I'm guessing zero.....except for the everyone was sitting on one side of the table bullshit. 

But now, poor Netherlands swimmer, Arno Kamminga, and his "naughty" swim trunk seems to be in the Karen's of the World sites!!!

"They" think it's too revealing and even ask if it's legal. 


Maybe this is the new: blue dress / gold dress thing,  but W.T.F. 



It's puritanical at the very least.  The "oh my stars" and "get me the smelling salts" is just a bit too fucking much. 

At the very very best, there is some transparency on his lower inner thighs approaching the knee. 

Oher than that, it shows nothing. 

The crotch - you know the twig and berries - is clearly covered by a patch of blue material that actually gets darker when wet, giving even less to the imagination than when it's dry. 

I have yet to hear these folks say a thing about the dental floss some of the female volleyball player wear - not that those athletes shouldn't wear those too. 

I"m sure the crotch is all fine, but who's getting past the 8-pack? 



Song by: the Band CAMINO

4 comments:

James Dwight Williamson said...

I find his swimwear delightful

Travel said...

Some people seem to just need something to be outraged about.

Anonymous said...

Women can’t play beach volleyball not in a thong, duh

Anonymous said...

Christ sake, in the ancient Olympics of Greece the athletes were nude in many of the events. The smelling salt swills of today would drop dead from a combination stroke and heart attack.
And as far as the last supper goes, much of Christianity is based on and ripped off from ancient and pagan religions and beliefs.
-Rj