Let's look at the facts.
1994 I lent him my in-line skates. Shortly after that I moved from Columbus to go to Cleveburgh, never to see those skates again.
The noted skater was rollerblading, if you will, down I-670 under the High Street cap, right near where Morty and I used to live. He knows the area well.
It's the middle of the day - which normally would throw this out of synch - IF he had a job.
It all adds up........except for two things:
Where would he have gotten the panda head and the golf club?
I'll give him this.......he's got good form.
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