Oh my lord, I haven't done a Shopping with Blobby segment since August 2015.
I guess there haven't been any relevant or funny items out there - at least that I've come across. Well...until now!
Thank You Blood Bath & Beyond!
Morty - you can forget your addiction to Carmex. You should totally being using Chicken Poop.
Sorry - Free Range Chicken Poop.
As the tagline says: "Grandpa says if ya got dry lips, put chicken poop on 'em so you don't lick 'em." Wiser words were never uttered on Mad Men, though some might have uttered that line in Lucas.
As Madison Avenue goes - though I'm guessing this ad campaign was not crafted there - I'd like to see the marketing research data on this product. Every spreadsheet. Every profile of every participant. Every verbatim comment written after they did their focus groups.
Honestly, I didn't even use a filter on this - the store display is in black & white.
And I'm guessing Becky can use this too. Sure, she claims to be vegan, but she's not eating the poultry - just rubbing its dung on her lips. Her once kissable kissable lips - that no one but Foghorn Leghorn will now ever want to touch.