Yes, an app to tell you not only how big you schwing-schwong is, but to correctly identify the size condom you should be using.....for her / his pleasure.
But here is what happens on a Monday morning when the paper
The article itself was quite amusing - well, at least at 06:30. It might not have all the yucks when fully awake and functioning.
And yes, you can see how big you are down there for condom style, but we all know that's not what guys are doing it for.
My favourite part is that you can, um, "hard member" up against the side of the screen to be measured.
Well, hell, I should have gone for the Galaxy S3 instead of my puny iPhone5.
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