Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Tiger

Poor Poor Tiger.

Drunk......or not.

Driving under the influence.  But of what?

We assume booze, don't we?  That's our go-to. But he says 'no', it was pain meds, as if that is more socially acceptable.

Granted, the man has been plagued by surgery and pain and hasn't won a major since 2008, so that could drive a man to take a handful of dolls.

....oh, and to bang, 18-19 skanks while being married. But who am I to judge?

It's his statement to the Jupiter Police Dept that had me laughing - - thanking them for all they did in this situation.....as if that will free him from any liability. I suppose I'd try to butter up the po-po if I were charged too.

Still, if you scroll down the news feed in the attached image, the man killed a zookeeper for chrissake!

Oh well, when you're a 'star' you can get away with anything.



Song by: Paula Cole

3 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

he looks terrible. he's no arnold palmer. his star has faded.

Bob Slatten said...

Tiger should be caged so he doesn't drive any more.

Ur-spo said...

and he's not even rich and white!