Friday, May 12, 2017
It's not entirely clear if she got pregnant after marriage - which isn't her style. She likes to put out without the need for commitment. It's that whole "cow. milk. free." thing.
Make no mistake - she's the cow.
The slutty cow.
And I don't meant to slut shame. It's unfair to the rest of the sluts of the world to lump that wench in with them. It makes other sluts look bad.
Allegedly this is the Abstinence Poster Child's third kid.........though I'm still not convinced her little "brother" just isn't her first bastard. Her first Downsy bastard.
I doubt it will be her last.
Song by: Ian Hunter