Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Shopping with Blobby

Yet another installment in the drudgery that is everyday shopping. The camera-phone makes it a bit more fun - though I get looks whenever I take pics of products. Like I care what people think!

This actually comes via my friend, Jon.


I love marketing.  You know these "wipes" are the exact same kind that have bears or Dora the Explorer on them.  It's just different packaging. 

Of course, I'm only middle management, so I could never use them - or at least the scent. 

Honestly though, it wasn't the product itself that made me post it, but the accompanying video.




I mean, seriously, how often does this man poop?  ...and in the car?  Or does he just wipe himself there?  And if so, what does he do with the wipe?  Sure it's flushable, but certainly that's not a feature on his automobile, right?

Though, a few weeks ago when I had that stomach bug, maybe these things would have come in handy.

I don't know they would have would have made me feel as fresh as a country lane after a Spring shower (which is essentially mud), but I suppose, in theory, they are supposed to be the counter-effect of that wet dirty road.

And I'm not educated in the ways of pleasing a woman - clearly - so it must be one hell of wipe if it gives you confidence to satisfy her.  Again, I'm not savvy on the ways of men on women action, but something tells me they're not getting anywhere near "back there" with men.  

Oh sure.......there are some but it's not because he used (or didn't) a Manpower BizWipe.

4 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

first off, a pretentious commercial. second, I hope his boyfriend likes the "executive scent". third, yeah, he poops too much.

Erik Rubright said...

Maybe it's not so much because he poops a lot, but because he needs a quick cleanup after tricking: in the car, and on the train, at work, and at the gym. No one wants a soiled bottom. (Take that either way.)

That seems more plausible.

Nate Oman said...

Agreed, Erik.
In my mind, I imagine he was winking at the bartender (male) not a female hookup.
And, yes, Blobby, I can attest to the fact that very few women want anything to do with a man's bottom. In fact, most don't even want to give you any lip action in front either. That's why it is so easy to flip a guy to other guys...he's getting a BJ whenever he wants which is almost all the time.

Excepting you from my comments, Anne Marie. No offense intended. No comments from me there, dear. You are well equipped to speak for yourself. LOL.

Anonymous said...

It's fucking hot in NYC and there is no toilet around. Thank god I bought these to keep the twig and berries fresh after I use my "Bumper Dumper" to cleanse myself before Pride Weekend.