Thursday, October 20, 2011
After the Flood
....and we still have two more months to go before the end of the year. Oh, this record is going to be hard to beat. Hell, this last one stood for 140 years. With climate change, this new one might only last 2-3 years, tops.
But with going with the flood theme, let's turn to the Ark. So, they weren't two-by-two, but this story of the released exotic animals in Ohio is certainly the way we like to get on the national news. It is a horrible tale (ha! tail!!!, get it?) of a man collecting wild animals, letting them go and then killing himself.
I don't give a crap that he killed himself. Call me heartless. But if he was going to off-himself, why let all his animals out knowing what their fate would end up being?
I cannot really blame animal control or the police force for not being able to handle lions and tigers and bears. Yes......oh my. Being a gay man, I'm contractually obligated to say the 'oh my' part. Anyways, there was no rounding them up and finding new homes or zoos for them. It was frickin' Zanesville, Ohio - home of nothing.
So here is what ended up happening, and I'm not happy to show it.
Absolutely HORRIBLE. Spoiler Alert: they're not sleeping.
This is even worse than Evan Almighty - and let me tell you that was possibly now the second worse thing I've seen that includes animals.
See how I bring it together? Floods, Animals. Arks. I'm good!
On another note, I had a nice lunch with my cousins, Bill & David yesterday. David axed if any new features were coming up in my blog-world. Ummmm......no.
He suggested 710 and I get a house-boy so I have something to write about. If I got a house-boy, I'd get a dog too. I mean, why walk and clean up after the dog if I have a house-boy? Fuck - he can do it.
Song by: Lone Justice