Hook

Let's get your mind off of things like BLOTUS, debt ceiling and George Santos. 

For those who enjoy Hellraiser, the Final Destination series or the Hostel ones - I've got something much more frightening. 

Boy George as Wendy, no....no.  Peter Pan.  No..that's not it. Oh yeah Captain Hook. 

Apparently, Tinkerbell was already cast. 

Because Dustin Hoffman playing it 45 years ago wasn't camp enough. 

The 52 year old lady behind him is on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (which is more disturbing than Final Destination 1, 3 and 4. Apparently she''ll playing Wendy's maternal great-aunt? 

710 read up on it, and there are going to be four - count 'em....four - performances. 

It seems like a lot of work just promoting this soon to be car wreck for three performances. Yes, I'm guessing they won't even make it to four. 

What it is, is enough material for a two episode "arc" on RHoBH. What it is, is a small paycheck for George, but it might keep his utilities on for the next half year. If that. 

I'd say "good luck", but in reality, the I think the Hindenberg went down in less flames than this thing is gonna. 

Song by: PJ Harvey