Tuesday, February 18, 2020


So it seems that Ted Cruz isn't just a dumb fuck, and an evil one at that, he's also irony impaired.

Rape and incest are "horrible" according to Ted, but he "doesn't believe it's the baby's fault. Ted supports cutting all federal funding for Planned Parenthood, and has co-chaired some pro-life events with Tony Perkins, who has advocated for the execution of abortion doctors (another irony).

It should be noted that Ted is in favour of the death penalty. But if fetuses (feti?) went on a killing spree, he'd be put in a really really tough spot, n'est-ce pas?

But Ted just confirmed what every woman who has ever had her body and reproductive system regulated by government has thought. ....but he's too stupid to see that too.   (psssst.....that is all women!  ....whether the realize it or not.)

.....and yes, Alanis, that IS the appropriate use of the word.

Song by: Alanis Morissette

1 comment:

Norbert Weisner said...

Blobby, its a few months ago now, but did you hear about Ted Cruz Tweeting Valentina Giancinta asking for her hand in marriage (apparently hes a closet fan of the womens soccer world cup and was really impressed by her beauty and her goal against China in the round of the last 16 last summer), and she famously tweeted back (she must`ve known who he was) "If you were Donald Trump i`d be interested, but i`ve heard that all you do is scratch your balls all day, so i`ll have to politely decline your proposal". Now he must`ve known that tens of thousands of people were going to read those tweets (both sent and received) and that he was going to experience an incredible amount of embarrassment because of it but he still went ahead and sent the tweet, no wonder hes so unpopular and is almost universally looked upon as an idiot.