Clearly, what you're about to see is one of the most fucked up things I have seen in a while. But fucked up in a weird way, not in a Final Destination XIII or Hostel IX kind of way.
Yes it is over four minutes long. And yes, you have to watch all of it.
It would help if you got extremely high first. I wish I had.
This is brought to you, via me, but via friend and former blogger Glenn (it seems I know a lot of former bloggers.....which probably says I've overstayed my welcome).
Glenn says this is now his favourite song of all time. I half-believe him too. And you'll hate yourself (or him....or me) as the tune, if not the words, might stick with you for a little while.
Lesley the Pony Has an A+ Day! from Christian Larrave on Vimeo.
You only think it gets weird at the 1:11 mark......but keep watching. And keep an eye out for thole lyrics later on in the song.....or at least the words printed on the screen....along with some of the visuals.
Sweet Dreams, folks.
But I can't leave it at that. Well, I mean, I can, but I'll send it out on a good note. ....and another 'pony' note....though probably not one called "Lesley".
I've never been familiar with Ginuwine's song, "Pony", but apparently every stripper and every guy who has been to a strip club is.......if YouTube were to be believed.
There are so many video homages out there to this song it is frightening.....and all of them creepy. Save one. (well........kind of.)
One called 'Kitchen Grind' has been floating out there for a few years. I can't remember on which blog I first saw it, but it has made the rounds. I'm more surprised it has less than 75,000 views. The guy is more than a little handsome......and he kind of has the moves.
Ok, he's got a great beard...and wears fuzzy pants well....and knows how to treat a stability ball.
It is the semi-antidote to Lesley's A+ Day.
Song by: Ginuwine (even though, I don't actually own the song)