Honestly, look at this fucked up pic of him. Maybe someone tinted it, played with the exposure and saturation, but I'm guessing it's just his creepy self - down to the Burlington Coat Factory plaid suit, and the Billy Graham hair.
Of course, there is his "adopted" 19 year old son.
No no......he didn't adopt a kid who is NOW 19.....he allegedly adopted one in his late late teens.
Of course, I don't know anyone has seen the adoption papers - much like BLOTUS' tax returns. And it's nicer to say that the kid is his adopted son, than say, that it's some kid he found that buttfucks him.
Oh c'mon - you know Gaetz ain't the top in that relationship. ....or any relationship.
Still........a gay angle is still like GOP kryptonite.
His brethren are kind of even defending him by regaling stories of how he was quick to show them picture / video on his phone of women he allegedly porked. No doubt they were Canadian exchange student with whom he's already lost touch.
So now, his story is about a girl. And sex trafficking. Sorry, possible / alleged
A 38 year old with a 17 year old girl, isn't just more palatable to the GOP, it's in their fucking playbook - ask Roy Moore.......or BLOTUS (Jeffrey Epstein's good close friend!). Actually, 17 might be considered middle aged for that bunch.
Gaetz is such a fucking dweeb, he's actually telling people, "my dad is out there trying to catch these liars, and is wearing a wire!". Well MENSA Matt, way to blow that cover! (which you know the whole thing is a total lie.)
Personally, I love that it was William Barr's DOJ that opened this investigation. Not Biden's.
I get the interest in bringing this guy down, but it's fucking Florida. The trash rarely gets whiter or poorer than this. This is probably going nowhere, at the 17 yo will no doubt proudly be on some MTV teen mom show in 4.....3.....2........
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