Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Site of the Month

I don't necessarily mean to have a blog post that is streamlined for, oh say, two people, but if I did, this might be the one.

Those two people may or may not be my friends Morty and Tornwordo.  

Now, some of my other friends and readers might be fecal-oriented as well, but they just might not be as "open" about it.  Or perhaps there are known odor issues.  Perhaps it is a combination of things.

Well thank your lucky stars - because now there is Poo-Pouri

A solution so portable, you can take it with you anywhere you might end up pinching a loaf. 

How does it work you say?  Well, after you spray it in the crapper (before the dump, that is), the diagram gives a very simple explanation:

Though, of course, I see a problem if you have floaters and not sinkers.  ....but maybe that is just me. Perhaps Morty or Torn can weigh in on this potential dilemma. 

But when you go to the site, scroll down and look at the purchase packages, like the Best Smellers or the Pooh of a Kind. 

Be careful however if you write an amazon review - because, well, they're publishing some of them with the name of the buyer / reviewer attached.*

*this warning does not apply to Torn or Morty. 


Erik Rubright said...

So... say... you get a splash-up of water from the bowl. And it gets on your nether-regions. Do you smell like roses the rest of the day?

anne marie in philly said...

since I am allergic to most chemicals, I would have to pass on this. besides, girls don't dump. ;-)

Morty said...

Why would I want to mess with my brand?