Wednesday, February 28, 2018

& Run

Mucho coverage of BLOTUS stating another pack of lies.

“You know, I really believe — you don’t know until you test it — but I really believe I’d run in there, even if I didn’t have a weapon.”

'There' being a Florida school with an active shooter with a semi-automatic weapon.

Much fun has been made at BLOTUS' expense...and for good reason.  Many of them flawed.

Yes, there was the: ".....but he was scared by an eagle".   Then there was the, "he'd run in but has bone spurs and got five deferments". 

Yeah we get it.

How about the overlooked one, and the one I have yet to hear any one say - and look at the pic before I say it: 

BLOTUS is a fat fuck who hasn't seen a 'run' in the past six decades.  239 lbs.  15 lbs ago....maybe.

Perhaps he would have waddled walked into Parkland. But 'run'?  You may as well get a mic, a brick wall and a two drink minimum for these jokes.

...and BLOTUS, for the record, we don't have to 'test it' to know. And I DO really believe that.

Song by: Sir Sly


Raybeard said...

Action-man hero, Superman and James Bond all rolled into one - 'rolled' being the operative word.

anne marie in philly said...

@raybeard - bwhahahahaha!

if the orange fat ass can't even walk a golf course, then how's he gonna waddle into a school? assclown!

Deedles said...

Maybe someone can knock him down and roll him into, say, a burning building type situation. That should block the smoke enough for folks to leave the building. Of course, if he catches fire, it would take forever to put out!