Sunday, December 08, 2013

Site of the Month

Apparently, I'm not even half-way gay.

I have an air of faggotry about me. Anyone who has met me could tell you that.  Or at least 48% of you.

I know a Mitch, but never met a Moe.  Welllllll..... you know what I mean.

I've ridden the Metro, but I don't believe I am a little metro - nor do I think any of you would think that either.

Anyway - you can figure out how gay you may be here.

They ask all the important questions that I'm sure Alfred Kinsey would have asked had he still been alive and been aware of texting habits, musicals and cherry Coke.

And you have to answer all the questions even if they don't relate to any of my choices: see musicals or any Coke products.

Clearly this is a throwaway, and I considered taking it again, answering as gay-ly as I could to see what the description would be for 80-100% homo. And I figured one of you who would take this has to be gayer than I am.

Hopefully, in those versions they don't have typos.

9 comments:

Tony W said...

I got 31%. But I had to just pick an answer on two of questions. The ones about Coke and musicals. I don't drink any soft drinks and I have never seen any of the musicals listed (except Les Miserables, which, despite Hugh Jackman, I could not leave fast enough.)

Anonymous said...

I even put "female" for the gender on the test and it gave me 67% homosexual. It said I was bi or bi-curious.

Maybe it was my response to the one girl slapping another question? I put the "I was the one who slapped her" answer.

anne marie in philly said...

You are 31% Homosexual

You're the Sensitive Guy: No one ever said you were gay, but they weren't blow away by your straightness either. Your the local guy who cares, who's not all in it for the play. You actually see women as people. Good for you.

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now, as a 100% str8 girl, what am I supposed to make of this? I can't stand women, I like guys. any thoughts?

Raybeard said...

A dismal 25% here - but not helped by not recognising the names of a number of the alternatives offered. (The only Coke I've ever tasted was the 'regular' one, and the last time I had that was well over 30 years ago when there weren't varieties of the dubious stuff anyway!)
So, not enough evidence here to make me think that my life so far has been a mistake.

Anonymous said...

I got an 11%. Must have been question 13 about the girl fight. "were the one who started it". I thought of you when I answered it.

Ur-spo said...

Not to be crude, but the last time I checked, there were only two questions one should ask.

Anonymous said...

I'm 30% and like Tony I had to choose - I picked Rent, I picked sitting down (I kinda shift from one foot to the other). I wish I was like Tony in one other way too. :)

rebecca said...

Same as Ann Marie. But I also found out I'm open, careless, slightly extroverted, very agreeable, and emotionally stable from another quiz!

Soul Yaoi said...

28% here. :)
Quote:"You're the Sensitive Guy: No one ever said you were gay, but they weren't blow away by you straightness either. Your the local guy who cares, who's not all in it for the play. You actually see women as people. Good for you"