Colour Me In

First off, I want to acknowledge I get that I have Hobbitt feet with all the hairs on the toes So, I don't need any of youz to be pointing it out. You're not the first and no doubt the last, so save your energy. 

As you saw, I got my toes polished a few months back when they did my pedicure. 

I mean - why not? 

I'm basically paying for it whether they did it or not and why not do some self-expression? 

Does anyone - who is not 710 - really care?  And he only faux guffaws at the site. 

Being October, I went with Halloween-themed piggies. 

Admittedly, I wasn't sure if they'd do two different colours, but they were all into it.  Yes. They.  The gals who worked there all - or mostly all - chatted about it and what a great idea it was. 

Duh!

I mean, I'm not that Halloween guy. I hand out candy but don't really decorate the house or scare folks other than with my every-day demeanor and looks.  I did buy pumpkins this year and the deer and squirrels are seemingly very very happy that I did. I'm ok with it, they gotta eat too. 

Of course, the "joke" is, it's colder out. Even at home I wear socks - so no one other than the folks in the locker room has seen my tootsies.  ......and I'm 90% sure no one is looking down as I get ready to shower or change post-shower.  

Even if they did, I doubt anyone is gonna strike up a convo about them. 

710 didn't even ask if I got colour this time, nor has he seen them. 

Song by: Damien Rice