Mostly the latter.
If he's such a proponent of g-d, why did g-d make him deaf. Allegedly he needs the phone to work his hearing aids?
So, we all know that January 6th was in 2021, right? WHY THE FUCK would you keep your phone for 19 months knowing from the get go you were singled out the same day as possibly taking part in that little coup?
I mean, that thing would have been at the bottom of the Potomac if it were me....and the next day. After I ran over it with my car...........eight times.
But the wheels of justice move slow here. I'm sure if no one came for it in the first few weeks......then months............then year........you figure, no one is coming for it.
....and then there you are, ordering your Large Angus Burger, and the FBI takes away your phone before you can use GooglePay to purchase for your food.
For the record, I've never been to a Hardee's. I had to look up their menu to know that a Large Angus (yes, there' a 'g' in there) Burger is one of their items. For full disclosure, I did go into a Carl's Jr in Boise once, to take a dump.........which is what I'm guessing the Pillow Guy did at the counter. I at least I had the decency to use their restroom.
Oh - to tie that all together, Carl's Jr. and Hardee's are really the same thing, just different names, same company.
In other good news: Ken Starr is dead.
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