A. I'm drunk. Way drunk.
B. I'm getting this under the wire. Or later than my usual 00:07 publish time.
C. This wasn't my original post for the day, but...........well......see A.
'Tis true. I am drunk and I am racing (well.........relatively) to finish this post.
As we were day and night drinking (again.....see A!!!), my friend Morty mentioned a commercial that is playing on local stations in the Dayton area. We stood around, drinks in hand (or adjacent) watching this......multiple times and laughing.
That said, I hope it gets its point across.
I'm missing my publishing time by 2 minutes. Not bad for being on a semi-bender.