Thursday, August 24, 2017
I Feel Lucky
Oh, I might have one last post while I wait for that $700,000,000 check to clear, but who'll have to time to blog?
Well, I suppose if I was closing in on a billion dollars, I'd have nothing but time to blog....from my Gulfstream.
I didn't really even know of this potential jackpot until two days ago. And just bought my ticket....ok....tickets....yesterday, like six hours before the drawing.
I get there is a 0.0000003% of winning. But I quintupled my chances by buying five. so I'm like at 0.000000365%, so it seems I'm a shoe-in to snag this mother.
I could never live long enough to spend all that money...........at least not on myself. So I'm sure I'd do good in the world. Well.......I'm pretty sure. "Good" is all relative, no?
If nothing else, Shep will get a new duck toy every single day.
Song by: Mary Chapin Carpenter