Tuesday, April 04, 2017

Throw




I was going to make "a joke" about how SCROTUS was 'great' at baseball and how there is no one better in the world at throwing than he is.

But then if you read the CNN article, he says just that. More or less. I shit you not. He goes on to say that some coach he had said he was the best he'd ever seen. Naturally, said coach is dead, that that would stop Dump.

And of course, it wasn't just baseball he was good at. Excellent in football and wrestling.

That fat tub-o-lard now says certain people wanted him to go pro back in the day, but he claimed there was no money in it at the time. Whomever those "people" were are probably all dead too and cannot corroborate his tale.


Dump won't throw out the first pitch because he just found out that there were black and Hispanic people in the sport.

Well............that's my guess.



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5 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

did you see the IMPEACH DUMP banner at the end of the nationals game today?

good luck to cleveburg this year. my team actually won an opening day game @ cincy.

David G said...

There are a lot of foreigners playing too. Many of them murderers and rapists for sure,

Bob Slatten said...

_____ won't throw a pitch because he's too busy throwing fits.

Anonymous said...

Maybe too many balls to the head explains his lack of brain.

Deedles

Ur-spo said...

Odd how something so trite as this gets people upset rather than the things that really matter.