Wednesday, July 10, 2013


Well, this sucks.

Since I am on vacation, and could just as (not) easily write witty posts about Maine, drinking and friends - I really am happy to coast on the blog thingy and just post whatever, where I don't have to think that much.  Or at all.

So, I took four minutes (tops) to participate in BosGuy's quiz on what Superhero am I.

Apparently I'm a SuperheroINE.

Well.  Just. Fuck. Me.

As if I don't have enough self-esteem and body image issues - now I have this with which to deal. 

First off, I did NOT have a tough childhood, I don't exploit others, I don't have long hair and all of the such - and told the quiz as much - TWICE.

Apparently the quiz was not listening.  Both times I came up as Catwoman.


I don't know if Selina Kyle stole things or not - as I never read comics.  When I answered in the affirmative that I have, I'm thinking back to five finger discount items at Lawsons when I was a junior high lad in need of Skittles or Now N Laters, but low on cash.

Sure, I grew up watching Batman - with Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether and Ertha Kitt.  Then of course, Michelle Pfeiffer.

I didn't see - nor cared to - Oscar winner (coughcoughcough) Halle Barry in that role. Anne Hathaway didn't suck in her stint (ooooh, Mike is turning red at just the mention of her name - but more on him later).

So, now there is Catwoman.  But without the skintight suit, or the back-end percentage deal of the box office receipts.

I suppose it could have been worse - I could have been Supergirl.....who falls somewhere between Sabrina, the Teen-aged Witch and.....Ritchie Rich / Caspar.

This would be something else to bring up to my shrink, if I had one.

Feel free to take your own quiz here.

Song by: Shakespear's Sister


Raybeard said...

Ha ha! Well, if you're not going to don a cat-suit the least you can do is to crack a whip - and I bet you've already got one. Photo please!

anne marie in philly said...

nah, you don't have the boobs to be catwoman. ;-)

I am 80% spiderman; thanks but no, his suit looks claustrophobic and I have issues with that already.

Anonymous said...

I thought I was going to be Wonder Woman or Super Girl. They were second and third. Apparently I'm Iron Man.

Birdie said...

I'm Robin?! Pfffft!

Anonymous said...

I'm superman. You got Cat Woman for the whip and leather! ;p

David G said...

Iron Man here. You seem to be alone in hating this quiz!

Erik Rubright said...

Well frak! Iron Man. I guess that's what you get for liking technology and alcohol.

Then again, that *is* better than Catwoman at least. ;-)