Wednesday, April 03, 2013
I Marry the Bed
My hotel. Not that I own a hotel, but just one I stay in regularly out in Boise. I couldn't check in early because they were installing all new beds - frames and all.
Honestly, my first thought was - "YES! This lowers my chances of having bed bugs tonight!"
My immediate second thought? "Oh my fucking g-d, this hotel has a huge bed bug infestation!"
I sure as hope to hell that it's the first one.
Still, as I kick back on said new bed, whilst I write this - it is nice. And it's kind of nice to know I get the first crack (hehehe, I said 'crack') at sleeping in it.
I'm so frickin' tired, I don't care if I get bit during the night. This getting up at 03:00 to catch a 05:45 plane is just getting plain old. And it really sucks when I don't get upgraded - not just because I'm a flying snob (which I totally am), but I don't build in enough time to eat that early - so if they're not feeding me on the plane well...............I could whittle away to nothing!
That was a joke, folks.
Ok - off to sleep in my 'new' bed.
Song by: David Broza