Sunday, May 09, 2010
Does Your Mother Know
It's Mother's Day. Again.
I've got nothing against it, but I can't say I have anything for it either. It has nothing to do with loving or not loving my mother. Clearly, I do. Ok, maybe not so clearly.
Like everyone, she has her good days, or days when she is a big pain in the ass. What can I say? I'm not talking out of school - she knows she can be. And she knows it because I tell her.
Don't be too judgmental of me, she is absolutely fine telling me what a pain in the ass I am. And I am.
Today she'll get candy. Last year it was cookies, in which I got a $150 speeding ticket. No chance of that happening this year. I hope - I mean, I already picked up the candy yesterday, so unless there is time machine that takes me back, I'm in the clear.
I know candy seems lame, but there isn't a thing she needs, and her kids and grandkids will eat most of it anyway.
Song by: Abba