Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Shopping with Blobby

Yet another installment in the drudgery that is everyday shopping. The camera-phone makes it a bit more fun - though I get looks whenever I take pics of products. Like I care what people think!

I would say about 94% of my SwB segments have been food related. This isn't one of them.

We were on our way to Montreal when I think we heard a program on this. I'm pretty sure it went on way too long for a commercial. Of course I couldn't remember the name of the product but it didn't take long to find it once I put my mind to it.

The Better Marriage Blanket.

It is an odor absorbing blanket. Since I couldn't remember all that, I typed 'fart blanket' in Gooooogle. It came up immediately.

Is flatulence ruining your love life? My friends, look no further than the Better Marriage Blanket, a fart-absorbing w√ľnderspread that means you'll never again have to blame it on the dog.

I didn't know passing gas was so detrimental to relationships. Clearly these folks haven't heard of Beano. It's cheaper and you don't have to wash it.

....and what kind of black hole is in this blanket that absorbs all smells? It might emit Hawking radiation, but you kind of have to figure he can't control this butt beeps.

So Morty, remember, it's just a blanket, not a miracle.


tornwordo said...

I like that you found it by searching fart blanket. I'm sorry but farts are fun in bed. This must be primarily a female purchase.

Morty said...

This product is horribly discriminatory against the Dutch!

And their ovens.

don said...

I want it.

Even though I am not married.

Nor do I ever fart.

And I am always honest.

anne marie in philly said...


never underestimate the stupidity of the american consumer!

David said...

I bet Wallmart has this out in a snuggy by X-mas.