Now, how the card is signed off is a fake, because I made the changes. I wasn't about to see his name or former title in my blog feed.
See, you would think it's a phony because Ivankunt is first and not Melanoma, but that's trickery. Melanoma is never coming first.
You'd think it's phony because BLOTUS is made out to be a dick. He is one. But they mean a penis. Or a walking hard-on with ears. Trust me, he's walking erect due to the folks at Pfizer. Still, I don't even put it past him with all the phallic references. I'm sure the small-handed former "president" would say, "It's huuuuuuuuuuge". I bet every woman he's been with would counter that.
But I know it's fake because Tiffany is actually on this card.
No one was expecting that probable mistake to be on the card. No, not Tiffany - the other one. The boy mistake. No, not Eric. The other one. No........the other other one.
Honestly, if it weren't for Tiffany, this could be a real thing.
Tiffany ruins everything. .....just ask her dad.
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