But then they just choke.
Not only is this not funny or even slightly humourous, nor do I think they grasp the "a-holic' thing. I'm not 100% sure they grasp the whole 'nails' concept either.
It really doesn't roll off the tongue, which is kind of the biggest sin of all. You had an opportunity to stand out and you blew it. .......and not in that good way.
Song by: Jim Croce