Shopping with Blobby

Yet another installment in the drudgery that is everyday shopping. The camera-phone makes it a bit more fun - though I get looks whenever I take pics of products. Like I care what people think!


Granted this isn't every day shopping.  It's royal related.  Or is it Royal?  Should it be upper cased?

As you all prepare for "the" wedding this weekend, and for all of you who are hoping some day your prince will come..........just make sure he's wearing this.....

Hehehehe........Crown Jewels.

It says the condoms are fit for a prince.  Let's hope it's not Prince George size, because that would be sad.  And wrong.

Poor Harry - they don't seem to be Magnum sized. XL that is, not PI.

I think they need to work on their marketing campaign. I'm not 100% sure (actually, I am!) that doing that thing in quotes would be equal to taking a viagra.  Probably quite the opposite.  Monty Python, Harry Potter, Oasis and corgis don't really make me go full-mast.

....and let's hope these rubbers work. A friend's mother-in-law is worried that a mixed-race child will ruin the monarchy.  I'm thinking Meg(h)an is 34.........she should hope she can get pregnant at all.  I mean....tick tick tick.

The biggest upside to these Crowned Jewels?  JP can finally retire those Charles & Camilla prophylactics.