Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Shopping with Blobby

Yet another installment in the drudgery that is everyday shopping. The camera-phone makes it a bit more fun - though I get looks whenever I take pics of products. Like I care what people think!


I suppose you can call them 'breast petals' as much as you want, they're nipple covers. Plain and simple.

Well, not so plain or simple, if left to the marketing geniuses behind this and similar products. Read any review - or product description - and the word 'nipple' never ever ever appears. So I guess the petals DO work.

One negative review came close - saying a band-aid would have worked better and that they "did nothing to hide the "turkey-done" effect of the air conditioned office."

Turkey-done. Made me laugh.

I guess 'deflowering' isn't just for vaginas anymore. Not you have to peel them off your boobies.

2 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

ew ew ew! I just show the "turkey's done". wonder what prude pearl-clutcher thought THIS up?

Bob Slatten said...

Petals? Seriously.

I will not be able to stop laughing at the "turkey done" though!