I've got little to give.
The guy below keeps popping up on my IG feed. I don't know how, but why look a gift horse in the mouth, am I right?
His name - allegedly - is Connor Patrick, and he is a hairy beast. I might be underselling both those words.
From what little I've pieced together he was an overweight teen, who clearly got over that, and is also a nurse. Murse - if you will.
And allegedly he's straight.
I'm guessing he has as many gay men following him as he does women......if not more.
But seriously, who has this much hair?
I'm not complaining.
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