Hair

I've got little to give. 

The guy below keeps popping up on my IG feed. I don't know how, but why look a gift horse in the mouth, am I right? 

His name - allegedly - is Connor Patrick, and he is a hairy beast. I might be underselling both those words. 

From what little I've pieced together he was an overweight teen, who clearly got over that, and is also a nurse. Murse - if you will. 

And allegedly he's straight. 

I'm guessing he has as many gay men following him as he does women......if not more. 

But seriously, who has this much hair?  

I'm not complaining. 

Song by: the Cowsills

Skies the Limit

I have decided on the days the Muses (or something like them) have fled for the hills (or wherever they may go), instead of saying "I have nothing today", I'll just post semi-salacious picture or videos of men. 

Perhaps with some context or something. Perhaps not.  Today is a 'yes'. 

The below keeps popping up in my IG feed. There hasn't been a time I haven't stopped to watch it. Honestly, I don't know who is more shameless, the flight attendants or the person (I'm assuming a guy) filming them. 

Both are adorbs. But eyebrow raise gets me each and every time. It's always a 'suggested' feed. I don't even subscribe to or follow the site. Clearly, they're trying to get me to, with these two. 

Song by: Fleetwood Mac

Bullet with Butterfly Wings

 I'm just gonna leave this right here.  

Song by: Smashing Pumpkins

Black Nail

What is life, without whimsy?,  I say.

I love the way my feet look after a pedicure, but I can't say I adore the process. Though on record, the uneasiness is totally worth the outcome.

My feet are mangled enough that I don't go for the cheapest thing they have on the foot menu. I suppose I could if I went more often, but my visits are extremely sporadic.

No matter what level of service you get, "you" get a clear coat at the end. I have always declined it, as usually I'm ready to move on and go. But last time I realized they offer men the clear coat.........and the women get nail polish (though I assume they can opt for the clear version).

Fuck it......I said to myself.  I'm paying for something I'm not getting. And I think we all know how cheap I can be. So this last time, Rebecca, my nail technician, asked if I wanted clear coat. I declined.

I know!  You're like......"but you just said..........".

I asked Rebecca to pain my nails black.

So she did,

In a way, it felt rebellious. In another........not so much.

Mike - you know him, right? - though my sister's feet looked hairy.  Ohhh......that Mike.  I mean, they might be, I've never seen.

I got home and kicked off my shoes.

The black doesn't make me look as goth or bad-ass as I thought it might, It actually makes me feel feminine less masculine.

I know that last part isn't technically true (yes, have at it with the jokes!), but connotations being what they are, can be embedded into one's psyche. I mean, in this pic, the crossing of the legs at the ankles is helping nothing in the he-man, woman-hating department.

We'll see how it goes.

BTW......it's day three.........710 hasn't even noticed. 



Song by: Mark Lowe

Hey Good Looking

School shootings and politics. We will take a break from that today, since none of you took the bait about having Congress' families off'd in the name of gun control, with beef and beef cake.

Olympic beef cake at that.

Though I'm limiting it to two.   ....and yes, one is Chris Mazdzer.

Official gay blog rules clearly state that he must be featured at least once during the Olympic games. It seems fair. And clearly he's a favourite of women and men....at least men of a certain persuasion.

And what's not to love?  He rocks the bod - and the suit. That suit would be my nightmare (and yours, if you had to see me in it). But mine would come from the second it went on, I'd think....."oh no.....I have to poop.....and am never ever gonna get this off in time". 

Clearly he has a nice bod - but it's nothing over the top, at least in this pic.

....and he is a man who is in desperate need of a beard.

I'm not sure I'd hit that...........or even give him a second look.


John Daly - no, not the bloated, alcoholic golfer - is slightly more non-traditionally hot.  First, I'm thinking he might be 5'3", but can't be sure - at least without checking his wiki page.

You know how some people are better on / in video than in still pictures?  I find Bradley Cooper to be like that.  Daly is too. He represents much better when in moving images. Not to say he doesn't have his moments.

Do you think the people at Under Armour purposefully know they show the peens of all male athletes?  I can live with that. 

Daly says it takes a long time to get his hair the way he wants it. ...and claims to be straight.  I have my doubts. 

Now I really have my doubts. 

Still, he's got something going for him, as long as he doesn't show off too many of his teeth (he seemingly has a lot of them!), or the carved wooden cross he seems fond of wearing. 

I still find it hard to believe he'd put on a helmet and mess up those locks. 

I could wrap this up with some clumsy metaphor about them medaling in my dreams........but I won't. .....or just did I ???




Song by: Hank Williams