Friday, August 20, 2021

Shopping With Blobby

Yet another installment in the drudgery that is everyday shopping. The camera-phone makes it a bit more fun - though I get looks whenever I take pics of products. Like I care what people think. 

As you know, I'm not a sheltered man.  So I am pretty sure I know the difference between a keychain and a sex toy. 

The fine folks at amazon - who btw, featured this to me as a suggested item........thanks?  - claim it's a "self-defense" keychain

I suppose.  I mean, if you have lube and are distracting your attacker by sliding it up his (not even "his or her") butt, one ridge at a time.  At least they've now forgotten about stealing your wallet, purse, or dignity. 

Who knows, maybe even they'll buy you dinner afterwards. 

Though - I have to say: THIS is a deal.  $8.90 for four to a pack. And it's on Prime, so you can get it tomorrow and hope you're "attacked" tomorrow night. 


James Dwight Williamson said...

I was looking at that up close and it is a sex joke dream. But I read further and it is also a car window glass breaker. In Areas with a lot of water and where most cars have power door locks and power windows, sometimes the power systems fail when the car submerges. The focused point can take out the whole window allowing one to escape. Box of four for 9.00 $ . How this works with A Fob would be interesting.

Travel said...

try not to slip that into the back pocket of your jeans.

Ur-spo said...

dear me they do look ominous.