Yet another installment in the drudgery that is everyday shopping. The camera-phone makes it a bit more fun - though I get looks whenever I take pics of products. Like I care what people think.
As you know, I'm not a sheltered man. So I am pretty sure I know the difference between a keychain and a sex toy.
The fine folks at amazon - who btw, featured this to me as a suggested item........thanks? - claim it's a "self-defense" keychain.
I suppose. I mean, if you have lube and are distracting your attacker by sliding it up his (not even "his or her") butt, one ridge at a time. At least they've now forgotten about stealing your wallet, purse, or dignity.
Who knows, maybe even they'll buy you dinner afterwards.
Though - I have to say: THIS is a deal. $8.90 for four to a pack. And it's on Prime, so you can get it tomorrow and hope you're "attacked" tomorrow night.