Teddy Bears are passé. Flowers? They'll die in a few days and be forgotten, save the requisite FB post saying they received them.
If you don't have a reservation to a nice place for dinner - you're too late for that.
Whitman Sampler or Russell Stover heart-shaped boxes of assorted candies that you pick up at Walgreens while getting your Doxycycline prescription? You know those were made July 2014 - right?
Well you might think of getting the love of your life - or your newer significant other a chocolate anus.
Oh, that's right. You heard me. A chocolate pucker.
A better gift has quite possibly never been concocted.
It's probably too late to order one (or more? I mean, who can eat just one?) for this year, but there is always Sweetest Day and / or his or her birthday. I mean, one can never have too many sweet buttholes to savor.
Yes, these are the eternal questions - to lick or bite.
Personally, I don't see why it has to be one or the other. You can do former then the latter. Or you can purchase multiple ones and do both.
You're almost - almost!!! - assured of it being dingleberry free (insert USS Enterprise joke here). I really don't know their quality control process, so one should watch out....you know, just in case.
I also know nothing of their manufacturing and distribution methods, but it is safe to say this gives a whole new meaning to the term 'fudge packer."
And speaking of..........Billy's dad is one.
Song by: Maria McKee