Technically, this one isn't even 'shopping'. This item was found during the renovation of our rooms. I have no idea where exactly these were located, they were just left behind in our fireplace.
Yes, in. You read that correctly.
We've been here for almost seven years and never seen them, and we certainly didn't bring them with us, so lord knows how long it has been in this house or where it came from.
You can see, when I took the pics, I didn't even dust the package. Totally disgusting.
But you can also see from the package, how one is supposed to wear these....besides dorkily, that is.
It is unfortunate that I am posting this here, because now all those closest to me will have seen it (if they don't skim.......and lordy, how they like to skim) then I can't really re-gift this to them in the future.
I will have to find another in which to inflict this horrible horrible present upon.
...or we can just leave them for the next owner of the house....whenever that may be.