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the Gauntlet
Thursday, September 07, 2023
Words
My friends kept asking if we were doing the Excel Museum after that. I laughed, but honestly, it took me like three more days and another telling of that joke to get it.
It was the Airplane "flying this plane is something different altogether" joke all over again.
But the place is actually called Planet Word.
It's a great place if you're a pedophile, since everyone there is on a grade school field trip.
Even when you included the chaperons and the docents, we were the oldest ones there.
The building, a renovated schoolhouse, is amazingly well done. The contents have a lot of potential, but for the population they have, it is probably just right. They play with words and different parts of language and speech, and not just from the U.S.
This wall was interactive, where you could call out a word and they'd tell you about its origins.
Here, you got to go to other countries and learn about their language. We went to Iceland, where there are only 350k folks there, and their language is insular and protective. They do not use any words from outside of Iceland - they'd make one up, if needed.
But I got learn how names come about and what I'd be called in that country: my first name, as is. My last name would be my father's first name + son (as I am his son).
I thought the elevator alone was worth it.
It was interesting, I just felt it was missing something. But then I'm not on a 1st grade field trip.
Go ahead: guess.
Song by: the Monkees
Tuesday, August 30, 2022
Tusk
Sunday, August 28, 2022
Back to Black
Friday, August 26, 2022
Wishing
Tuesday, August 23, 2016
Sweet Old World
During my day of solo walking, I found myself going all the way from the hotel, to the Liberry of Congress....to the Lincoln Memorial, Vietnam Memorial and then down to Georgetown.
It was a hike.
I had not really planned on going to Georgetown Cupcakes, but I was now within walking distance. Three blocks further than I planned on going. And once you've walked 11+ miles, three blocks is farther than one thinks.
When I got there, I wasn't expecting "the line".
Back in 2010 when we got married, the plan was to have cupcakes from here for our wedding. A downpour and no Metro to Georgetown thwarted that plan. I decided to get in line to see how fast it moved to right that wrong from almost six years ago. Worse case scenario, I could hit another shop - Sprinkles - on my way back.
Ruckiry (not Jon's boss), the line was in the shade. Had it not, I would not have stayed 30 seconds.
Je didn't time the wait, but it wasn't that long, though I did start to think about what a potential waste of time this could be if the cupcakes were even just average. I've said before, this is a great business model: ~$3 a pop and by the time you find their iffy you're already out of the store. I've made many a iffy....or downright bad - cupcake.
Yet I remain forever hopeful.
I was also worried with this crowd that there would not be any product left to purchase. Silly me.
And this wasn't even all the racks.....or the huge display case.
I am 99.999% sure I purchased more than I planned (or needed), but fuck it. I was finally there and had walked 11+ miles. I deserved it. .....or so I keep telling myself.
There was no way to walk all the back to the hotel without fear of them succumbing to the heat - as it was almost 100F. I opted to take the bus. With none in site, I walked until one caught up with me - so I got another good 1.5 miles in. Still the bus with a/c was nice. I had no idea where it was actually going, but it was headed in the general direction I needed to be.
Oddly, we ended up not consuming one of them while in town. Our last night of vacation dinner was late and we had no desire to eat more. They would keep.
Sunday night - at home - we each had one. I was fairly impressed. It was a good cake to icing ratio. If you're not an expert (like me!), you might not know that most places pile on the frosting where it is impossible to eat the dessert with out a fork and plate. Usually the frosting is too sweet and there is never enough cake - nor is it moist enough.
All the elements of good were here. At least for the one each we sampled.
I got a variety - so we will see if this holds true across the cupcake spectrum.
And while you'll think I'm pathetic to stand it such a line, I'll let you know the line was twice as long to get into Ripley's Believe it or Not. ....and for what? A wax statue of Michael Phelps or Ronald Reagan?
Now who's pathetic?
Song by: Lucinda Williams
Sunday, August 21, 2016
Memorial
Yesterday was a long and hot one. ....and Blobby didn't wear a hat or sunscreen. I think I'll be ok. I have a nice base from the beach.
The thing with DC is, I've done most of it before. But I was in an outdoor mood. 710 was not. He went to a few galleries, I walked. And walked. And walked.
I ended up at the Lincoln Memorial - which is always a favourite of mine. I wanted to to Arlington Cemetery, but it was sooooo hot, I couldn't do it.
I have taken this shot before on other visits, but the colouring this time was really nice and it was pretty clear.
The image doesn't pick it up very well, but you can see the Capitol dome. Most the scaffolding has come down.
Song by: Michael Nyman
Saturday, August 20, 2016
Nothing
Actually, I have plenty, but as vacation week enters its last few days, it is quite possible that I'm drunk at 22:19.
Being as such - allegedly - I have no desire to formulate a thought out or semi-well written post. Nor could I should the desire be there.
On an unrelated note: if ever in DC, I recommend Capital City Brewing Company.
The service is fair, as is the food. But the beer....well......I liked. A lot! Especially the Red, Wheat & Blue.
I fear it might be seasonal - as it has straw and blue berries. And it's not on their website menu. I've had blueberry beer before, but with unfavourable results. This was not the case this time.
And with a high alcohol content rate, well.......it all turned out very nicely..............for me.
Due to nothing whatsoever that we could see, our five hour journey from OBX back to DC took us 7.5 hours. Blobby was very very very unhappy. It made for a stressful trip.
I'm hoping for a better tomorrow and Sunday.....and Monday.
Perhaps Sunday's post (tomorrow) will be better than today.
Song by: Depeche Mode
Sunday, August 14, 2016
Disarm
I committed to nothing.
As it got closer, it seemed like we were going to be in DC at that time, but didn't tell Becky. I "thought" (oh yes, quotes!) I wouldn't tell her and that we would surprise her at the rally.
She didn't show - so we were the surprised ones.
It is hot hot hot in WDC. And out on the Potomac Park, there is nary a tree. So, August....in DC....at 11:30a.....in an open field and not a cloud in the sky.
Disarm the Hate? Disarm the Stupidity people.
Perhaps it was due to the heat. Perhaps it was due to having this when Congress is not in session (the town and many who work in that arena are not around either), but it wasn't overflowing with people. I also don't know how they got the word out. Had it not been for Becky, I'd have never heard boo about it all.
As it turns out not many others did either. I'm guessing 300 folks in all. Though the organizer's site said 10,000. As much as I'd have loved for it to have been that many, no one benefits from that kind of fallacy.
That is such a NOM tactic.
In reality - there was a port-a-john for every 10 people. And that's kind of sad - even if the heat inside had to be stifling.
There were some good speakers (though if you're going to rip off Lin Manuel Miranda's Tony speech, you should at least give him partial credit) and iffy iffy talent.
But it was fun to people watch.
....and this man unfortunately stood outside the rally area.
...and yes, I do mean unfortunately. Besides liking a good debate, I'm 100% sure that gun elimination isn't on the table, and that wasn't even a talking point at the rally. This man's take might have been well formed and interesting.
Gun control, education and mental checks were discussed.
The guy with the cross that said REPENT SINNERS, well, I'm glad he did stand outside the rally area.
Truth be told, the most popular place to be is where they were handing out water. With 100F heat, it was important to stay hydrated.
My most favourite part of the rally was the
I truly think the problem with the rally was timing. August in DC was part of it, but the call to action was too late. The Orlando shooting was almost two months ago. That was a lifetime ago - and you truly need to strike while the iron is hot. Sad but true.
Shootings in Dallas, New Orleans and a bombing in Nice happened since Pulse. People have no attention span. I totally get it is not easy to get permits, get the word out and coordinate a large-ish event, but you'd have had better turn-out with a quick off the cuff rally than you did yesterday. Still I applaud them for doing it.
I'd say any press is good press.......but I'm not sure there was anyone there to notice.
Song by: the Civil Wars
Tuesday, November 17, 2015
Would You Believe
Sure, you can tack on another 25 to that since we had been together, but today marks our fifth anniversary since getting hitched in DC.
Of course, now everyone can get married anywhere in the U.S. - save maybe one county in Kentucky if all of the other clerks are on PTO.
#5 is Wood.
Yes, the jokes just seem to write themselves, don't they?
So I'm taking the high road - which Magic Mike always wonders how I found that byway. It is certainly not on any map I own, nor could I ever follow there, as he's only 'read about it'.
Ok, I'll take the imaginary high road and no 'wood' jokes. I'm a properly married man now!
We are experiencing the same weather these last few days that we had back in 2010. Blue skies, temps in the 60s (in November!!!), and sun. And somewhere, someone has all my reception and rehearsal dinner pictures.........the bastards. Five years later, I'm still kicking myself over that one. I suspect I will be for another five as well.
And best yet - we didn't wear pastel tuxedos. We just had simple sport coats and white shirts.
For any would-be groom or bride - I've said it before and will say it again: spring for a good photographer. Don't get an MFA candidate for $60 and hour. We got 68 shots - most of them unusable. To be fair to Jordan, I didn't confirm that his MFA wasn't going to be in ceramics - so that one is on me. When you break it down, it's less than a dollar a shot. I totally got what I paid for.
I expect to get an email from Ed, our officiant, tomorrow. I was hoping to do a surprise for 710, but that didn't pan out. So I was going to do a special menu of some kind at home, but he'd like to go out - so that is what we will do.
Anything his heart desires.
Song by: the Mavericks
Friday, September 11, 2015
Just a Memory
I figured I'd do one for the 15th anniversary, next year. I don't particularly think this blog will be around at the 20th. I've been known to be wrong, but another six years of blogging seems daunting, at best.
Anyhooo.........
This last December, we made it to the last of the 9/11 Memorials.
We'd been to the WTC site - any number of times - three weeks after the planes hit, a half dozen times during construction and once so far since that memorial opened.
Three and a half years ago we stopped by the Shanksville site.
Finally in 2014, we got to the Pentagon site. It was an over the river and through the woods things. Well - under the river, until the Metro dropped us at the Pentagon. But it was a long long walk around the building to get to the site. Lots and lots of signs saying 'no cameras'. I was not that deterred.
The space is nice. Considering.
The "considering" is that it is built basically adjacent to a parking lot. "Considering" it abuts the Pentagon itself. "Considering" you are under many a watchful eye because you are actually next to the Pentagon itself.
Flight 77, oddly enough, came in such a direction it probably did the least damage it could. Had it come any of the other four ways, parking lots, the Metro, shopping centers and freeways could have all been ruined with many more lives lost. It went through an empty lots before hitting the building.
The Pentagon Memorial might not get a lot of tourist visitors, just due to the amount of walking one must do to get there. It's out of the way. We were two of a half dozen on a cold December day. I liked that. I wanted to experience it without the throngs.
I love the meaning behind the design of such memorials.
I get that there are 184 "benches" for each of the military and civilian victims. Benches that seem to be facing toward the building are those of people on the plane. Benches seemingly facing away from the building represent victims in the Pentagon itself.
There are pools of water underneath each bench - the length and width of the benches - and they are lit at night. I'm sure it is quite a site to see, though we didn't stick around until after sunset.
The surrounding wall goes from 3" to 71" - again, in correspondence with the youngest victim to the oldest.
There are free audio tours (download on your iPhone).
Actually, "considering" they did a nice job with the place, though GWB and Donald Rumsfeld's names are listed in the marble at the entrance, so that's a downer.
Oddly, picture taking wasn't truly prohibited. It's just not what I thought it would be, as it's almost impossible to take pics at the memorial without getting shots of the Pentagon itself.
It was this shot for which I got busted.....
The Air Force Memorial just up the hill, near Arlington.
It's not so much that I took the pic of the memorial, as much as it was I took it from the Pentagon parking lot. THAT is a no-no. The fear (?) is that you get a license plate of an employee of the Pentagon.
In the end, the cop didn't make me erase the picture (though I thought he would), so when he wasn't looking I was a dick and just did this......
I'm not a proud man.
But if you ever find your way to DC, I suggest making the trek to the Pentagon to see this.
Song by: Marti Jones
Sunday, January 18, 2015
We Shall Be Free
While in DC last month, we did make our way down to the MLK Memorial. The last time we were there, it wasn't.
A few things struck me about the memorial and actual site. It was simple and powerful. It was very well done (IMO). It was facing the wrong way.
Again, my opinion.
Yes, I get that the space was on the Tidal Basin and to have MLK facing out over its expanse was nice. It was open. It was free.
However, right behind - ok by a few hundred yards - was the Lincoln Memorial.
To me, the link between Lincoln and King were strong. To have him facing the man who helped free the slaves and where King gave his "I Have a Dream Speech" (oh, I hope the King family doesn't come and sue me for using that phrase!), seems the most natural thing in the world.
Yes, I get that it doesn't provide a good entrance set-up for the site, or as good a flow.
One amazing piece is a quote that was taken off the monument after it had opened. The once inscribed, "I was a drum major for justice, peace and righteousness". was paraphrased and not actual. I'm not quite sure how they removed it so flawlessly, considering the letters had to be 1.5" deep.
My mother-in-law doesn't like the way MLK's hands are crossed - that he looks too closed off. But when you're on-site, it doesn't seem that way. He's in a thoughtful, reflective stance. Thinking. Contemplating.
If you're in DC, I highly suggest you make the trek down to see it.
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Freedom comes in many ways too - though maybe not the way MLK envisioned.
I'm hoping that SCOTUS taking up the 6th Circuit Court upholding marriage inequality and recognition of same sex marriages in certain states (Ohio!) will possibly mean legal same sex marriage for every single state......not that there that many left who do not have it.
It seems we'll know in June, if the case is argued in April (which it looks like April 29th).
I know a lot of folks equate the Civil Rights Act with Same Sex Marriage. There are valid arguments for both and against that analogy, though more for than against (once again. my opinion).
My one regret for the SCOTUS suit is that we are not part of it. Our "case" never got filed and others took up the cause. Allegedly, it was all political depending on what justice would be hearing which case as it was filed, and our judge was not one who looked favourably on the merits of same-sex marriage.
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Song by: Garth Brooks
Thursday, January 08, 2015
Monument
No worries. Better late than never.
Part of the trip was to just get away, but part was to visit 710's parents who don't live all that far from WDC.
As you know, or probably know, I love DC. I'd live there in a heartbeat if the stars aligned. But it is an expensive place to live - and I have no desire to live in the 'burbs of Maryland or northern Virginia - neither of which are that much cheaper anyways. I was reading the average time on the market for a house / apartment is less than 45 days. Often in the single digits, for the right place. Many times a place may never get an official listing.
We had no agenda. Nothing we had to see, per se, though we wanted to do a few things. Some you saw in my year-end wrap-up of photos. Some you did not.
Now I'll show some more.
The title image was taken on the Mall at sunset. The plan was to go to the Washington Monument to see DC at night. Alas, it was not meant to be - as the tickets were long gone for the last viewing, although no one was actually there to use them. Bastards.
The next morning we got our tickets by 08:30. We couldn't get in until 11:00, so off to breakfast and wandering we went.
I loved this pic. The geese in bad formation going around the monument itself.
All of the geese seemed to be imprisoned here. I don't think they were Jewish geese, but their fenced in camp was right behind the Holocaust museum. Here many were ready for take-off.
For the 228 times I've been to DC, I have never been in the Washington Monument. Nor had I any desire. But after the seed got planted for a night time view, I kind of wanted to see it. But we got day time tickets and that was fine. There were good shots of the entire city to be had, even though it was cold and pretty grey. Had we taken later times, it would have been sunny and blue out.
Below, at the Ellipse, you see the National Christmas tree. We did go at night to see them light the fifth candle on the menorah - but it was a sad state. The entire thing. It ended up being like the worst county fair imaginable - though seemingly without the funnel cakes. But they did have clogging.....to "Frosty the Snowman". I couldn't get out of there quick enough.
But the monument itself was not bad at all.
As we headed to other memorial sites, we walked past a couple getting married at the District of Columbia War Memorial. It was a really nice setting.
After that it was on to the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial (I'll use those images for MLK day in a week or so). Then onto the FDR Memorial - which I think we were the only people there. Then onto the Lincoln Memorial (I'll use those images for President's Day).
I totally got busted taking a pic like the above one from the parking lot of the Pentagon. That was a big no-no and their police force busted me. Taking pics anywhere but the memorial is a no-no, which I don't exactly get.
You can almost not take a pic of anything in the memorial without getting the Pentagon itself. But apparently the parking lot is off limits because you can capture a car with a worker's plates there (that I kind of get). But I was taking a pic of something off grounds.....but apparently that didn't matter.
So as a big 'fuck you', I "accidentally" snapped this. Sue me.
It never ceases to captivate me. Even if just watching the guarding of it, and not the changing, it is still very impressive.
Oddly, right past the Tomb of the Unknowns, is without a doubt the ugliest plaque ever erected. So much so, that I'm making it extra-large so you can see, though feel free to click on to make bigger.
The folks on the Challenger deserved better. NASA has a great memorial to all astronauts who have died in duty. This is Arlington's one big fail. The ghoulish grins and gums on these guys is enough to scare the crap out of any of the dead in this cemetery.
I think I go here each time too hoping to see a new / better memorial to those seven folks. But I don't think that is going to happen.
The one bad thing of using your iPhone as your camera anymore, is that at night, things don't always focus. Certainly not easily. I can easily say I took a dozen and a half pics of the Capitol dome that is under construction. NONE of them came out.
This image is one 710 captured. Even then he took as many as I. It is a neat site - and ruckiry (not Jon's boss), the 113th Congress had just vacated for the term, so getting close to it didn't give me that creepy feeling.
Oh - and one last pic. I think we were at our second day at the hotel when the husband had to point out our room number.
Song by: Depeche Mode