Flat Broke Love

What ????   America's Mayor is flat broke ??

.....and he might be the last to know. 

Since he owes the IRS $1M. They say he owes his lawyers hundreds of thousands, but you gotta believe it's more than that, since a number of them fired him as a client for non-payment. One of his ex-wives's alimony checks have bounced. 

And then there is that pesky $148MM judgement he has to pay two Georgia election folks. Guliani's lawyers claim he is in debt somewhere between $100-500MM.  First off, they can narrow that to $149MM - 500MM.....at the very least. 

g-d love Celebrity Net Worth, though they might be understating it. 

I mean, I hope his ex-wives and the two Georgia folk and his lawyers all saw this coming too. At some point you have to expect not to be paid a dime from this guy. 

It's just his lawyer's rhetoric that is so fucking insulting: calling the Georgia judgement “the civil equivalent of the death penalty.”   Fuck You. 

And this chestnut: “No person could have reasonably believed that Mayor Rudy Giuliani would be able to pay such a high punitive amount."

....except for the fact that Guliani and his lawyers refused to turn over evidence and court filings that would have determined his net worth.   Hmmmm........who else does that sound like ??

The old adage, "how do you sleep at night" seems to pop up here. There is zero accountability with Rudy or his team, or anyone with whom he associates. 

There was a time Rudy was going to be remembered for 9/11.  It might make the second parargraph of his obit, but the 2020 election and January 6th will be the opener. Bin Laden only tried to take down the country with NYC as the focus. Guiliani has helped carry on that mission ever since. 

Song by: Bachman Turner Overdrive