The most nothing of holidays, next to Arbor Day.
Seriously, not one of you has planted a tree for Arbor Day, so shut your pie holes.
We have literally have never done anything for Valentine's Day. Ever. Even when one of us was being courted or wooed.
After 30 odd years, you really don't give a fuck about the day. I've said it before and will probably again: if you need a special day carved out to tell someone you love them, then you might need to reevaluate your relationship.
Don't get me wrong, I like chocolates. I want them. But I don't need them. Cards? Almost never keeping them. Dinner out? On Valentine's Day? Maybe if we had nothing in the house and the stores were closed, and Grubhub stopped delivering.
I get there are hear-shaped cookies to be had, and you can send them my way. That is more of my love of sugar than of 710. I mean, if he gave them to me, of course I would appreciate it....and them. But for the most part, we aren't gift-givers for the Hallmark holidays. Even our anniversary - either the actual one or our marriage one - comes and goes only with a 'happy anniversary'. You know, at the 50th, sure.....I'm sure we'll do something.
Honestly, I don't know anyone - other than one niece - who celebrates Valentines Day. Do any of you? And if so, how? I am curious.
Song by: Climax