With all my surgeries - I have a high pain tolerance. I'm creative - though this blog might dispute that completely!
I am not a physical fighter and, I speak the universal language.
No.......not the language of l'amour.
According to CNN - and aren't they the bastion of knowledge? - my language choices, as potty-mouthed as they may be, can make me all those things above.
I think we all know George Carlin's (and the FCC's) "seven dirty words". But according to Mr. Krabs - and isn't he the bastion of knowledge? - he claims there are 13. And he'd know, as he was a sailor.
Upon hearing SpongeBob and Patrick's language, Mr. Krabs threatened them with 40 lashes.
Actually, if you have an opportunity to watch the SpongeBob episode "Sailor Mouth", I truly highly recommend it. A. it's HILARIOUS. B. think about being a grown up and watching it with kids. Sure sure........most the bad words are dolphin noises, but as it turns out, I bet you all speak fluent dolphin.
So think about it - I might be the smartest most creative person you know. Honest.
Song by: Reel Big Fish