Friday, January 15, 2021

Ad of the Month

I'd say a gayer ad has never been shown, but we all know that is a lie.  We've seen plenty. 

First off, from all I can gather, Range and Land Rovers are nice looking cars but shiteous - ironically, especially in snow. I just chuckled a few years back at a brand new one not being able to get up their already plowed, though still snow-covered drive. 

But Range Rover seemingly has a lot of winter sports ads - allegedly touting their expertise in the cold months, including their heated / massaging seats, which bring these boys to the point of orgasm.  And if I'm being honest, there is only one of the two you want to see in that position. 

....but you get both. Like it or not. 


Raybeard said...

As a non-driver I'm getting the message that this is a good place to doze off in, perhaps even while driving.

James Dwight Williamson said...

Never saw an orgasm I didn’t like watching either on porn or in person, don’t want one but if you buy one of the Rovers Land or Range without 4x4 what’s the point. I also think four wheel drive is useless on ice! Have friends getting a second Shar-pei this weekend. Always excited about a new puppy , the first has turned out to be a dream , the second should be easier. My friend a Kentucky dentist , wrote a check for 23.000$ to fence a large section of her yard with 7 foot metal fencing and seven gates. Who can do that! She offered the price after I pushed, another enigma to me that she thinks she must have 4 million dollars to retire. Certainly not my life , they were world travelers before the pandemic. Maybe she can now retire sooner. In spite of the labeling and prices , she is the salt of the earth! I’m not Range Rover people!

Deedles said...

I won't tell you how many times I watched this commercial before I figured out what that frickin' button was for! All of those clothes sitting in an enclosed space and a heater isn't enough? I assume the things have heaters. I now change the channel, go to the bathroom or make a sammich when this thing pops up.