Friday, July 24, 2020

Radioactive

Of course (?) you've heard of the nutbags concerned people who think that 5G causes Covid.  People have been trying to blow up cell phone towers to have them from having to wear masks. 

It is crazy. 

Or so I thought. 

While perusing amazon, they actually make boxer briefs that filter out 4G and 5G radiation. 




I mean you're kind of fucked if you're still on 3G. 

Made of 42% silver? Really?? 

Silver, per ounce, is about $22.67.  So if the boxers are $27.97 you're kind of getting ripped off.  Those shorts should be about 92% silver at that price. 

At this point in my life - and in the world - cell phone radiation is the least of my worries. Spending almost $30 on a pair of underwear ranks higher. 



Song by: Imagine Dragons

6 comments:

James Dwight Williamson said...

I guess you have to decide if your junk is semi-precious or precious!😊

Travel said...

According the FTC, older adults are less likely to report losing money to a scam, you spotted a scam, perhaps you are old.

Raybeard said...

I've seen only this morning an ad for beach shorts made from re=cycled plastic. Now that to me sounds laudable and with high potential [though I've no idea yet what they feel like]. I suppose it won't be long before someone gets up to say they have the 'constitutional right' to pollute the environment if they so wish.

VoenixRising said...

I'm convinced this is why we haven't been visited by aliens, because ocieties reach a certain point in their development and then the stupid just takes over and they slide back into the muck before they ever really leave their solar systems. Again and again. We're at that stage where the slide is greased up and waiting.

Jean-Paul said...

It’s enough to make you want to go commando.
JP

Ur-spo said...

pishposh I say; I am sticking with Derek Rose.