Honestly, if these are the options, should I be the hostage, it just might be easier, and more humane, to let the kidnappers kill me.
My lord, I just thought of something: say that kind of scenario happened in this country. What would the least likely movie BLOTUS would have to recommend to release - say, Roger Stone, Paul Manafort, Michael Flynn or say, I dunno, Ghislaine Maxwell ?
I'll say, he should fight to the death to recommend the Interview with James Franco, our national treasure!
Now your turn......in the comments.
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