Friday, December 10, 2010
Too Drunk to Fuck
I swear it's been since the night before our wedding since I was tipsy.....or drunk. Damn all that tequila and Prosseco!
I can't say I've been a tea-tottler, but I haven't been, you know.....drunk.
I can't say that any longer. Last night was Cleveland holiday party - albeit, the non-sponsored one. The parent company does not pay for holiday parties, let alone alcohol.
There was a $10 gift exchange (I gave Godiva hot chocolate mix, I got some glass snowman from Pier 1). There was no real food....lots of desserts, but not substantial food. That was unfortunate, since I had cereal, a granola bar and one orange all day long. The alcohol hit hard.
I had fun. I hung mostly with my man-date, Scott. But there were others that we just had fun with. And beer. It was only beer, but enough of it. ...and no food. Bad combo.
Here's how "drunk" I was: dinner was...............wait for it.........Burger King. .....and that's only because there wasn't a White Castle around. Ahhhhh White Castle: sliders and onion chips - the gourmet meal of the soused. ummmm.....I've heard.
It can be amazing how quickly I fall into bad habits. Normally though, I don't bring home cupcakes....which I did. I'm so off to go eat one now, before bedtime.
Surely you know I draft almost all my blog posts a night before - right?
Song by: the Dead Kennedys