Saturday, October 23, 2010

Angst in my Pants


I really have almost nothing to write about. Lucky for you (or unlucky, depending....), I said "almost".

Blame my cousin for this one. Jeggings.

Blobby, for one, has never heard of them. But unlike an inordinate number of my readership, I don't watch Project Runway (I refuse to provide a hyperlink).

I'm sure "jeggings" is part of their daily vocabulary - and wardrobe.

Part jeans, part "leggings". Just sweatpants. I'm sure at a greatly marked-up price too. ....that apparently do nothing but show your junk.

In a perfect world, that'd be enough to buy and wear them in public. It just seems like a horrible marketing ploy and I already get brow-beaten for wearing sweats to the grocery store at 07:00 when I am up and find out we have no milk. I'm not changing so the lady in the express aisle can see me in Dockers.

David provided an accompanying article to go with his email. Here it is. It's kind of funny, but you can see where it might have been a little better had he or I had anything to do with it. I'm just sayin'......

Of course, now that I think about it - I'm not sure why David sent this to me? What does it say about me? What does it say about what he thinks of me? Hmmmm.... I'll have to ponder this for a bit.

Ok....I'm done.

He just likes to push buttons. Mine. And that's ok. He does it with humour and he makes me laugh. And I now know what I'll be getting for the holidays! (psssst.....I prefer olive.)


Song by: Sparks

6 comments:

Birdie said...

And you must promise to model them for us.

Word ver: flyin. Yep.

don said...

That scruffy dude would probably look hot in anything, including a diaper. That said, I don't think I will be picking up a pair of jeggings on my trip to NYC next month. The world does not need more 50+ year old man junk on display.

david Joseph said...

I noticed that they have yet to come out in a camo chaps model yet. Perhaps a press release sometime before the holiday.

david Joseph said...

I noticed that they have yet to come out in a camo chaps model yet. Perhaps a press release sometime before the holiday.

Ur-spo said...

no jeggings for me thank you very much.

cb said...

Personally I can't wait until they come out with Jegg-pris.