Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Shopping with Blobby

Yet another installment in the drudgery that is everyday shopping. The camera-phone makes it a bit more fun - though I get looks whenever I take pics of products. Like I care what people think!

What's the best way to get Morty's goat? I know. I know !!!!

Morty has this unnatural fear of Rach(a)el Ray. I totally get it. I only know of her from her Food TV show. I know peripherally that she has a talk show, a magazine and probably a media empire, but have never had to encounter any these other ventures. It is doubtful Mort has either.

Morty hates her not only from the 30 Minute show thingy, but the show where she ate all day for under a certain $$$$ amount. Morty says she'd have to whore herself out to eat what she did for the amount she paid.

"Whore" comes up a lot when Morty talks about Rach(a)el. ....and really, who adds that extra 'a' in that name?

But for me, it is her use of terms like "EVOO" and "Yum-O" that really grinds my gears.

I guess it was only a matter of time before she had her own cookware and grocery line. I'd almost wager money that she has some regular old bowl for sale that is marketed as a 'garbage bowl'.

Yes we (the email group/friends) all find her annoying. I still dislike Ann Curry way more though. But a cage match between the two is something I'd stop to watch.


Morty said...

I still long for the day I can wipe that fake-assed grin off her face. Grrrrr.

Larry Ohio said...

I'm glad you mentioned Ann Curry. I dislike her intensely. Any time I've ever seen her she does the same thing over and over -- talks over all the other people, disregards the director entirely, and refuses to stay on script.