Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Who Are You?

Pop quiz, hot shot.

Who is this?

My first guess was plastic surgery victim patient, Priscilla Presley (pictured below).  Star of well, nothing really.  You know a couple of movies that gave O.J. Simpson equal billing to her.

Oh, but how wrong I was.   Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.  ...and then wrong again.

Without a USAToday article, or any hints, it is safe to say I would have never ever ever have guessed the identity of this person.  Not even with forensic science.

It is...................wait for it..............wait for it.................

The formerly fat currently thin Carrie Fisher.  Princess Leia Organa, if you will.

Yes, she is the new Jenny Craig spokesperson, following in the footsteps of Kirstie Ally and Valerie Van Halen (I didn't want to have to take the time to look up how to actually spell her name)

While Leia might have lost a stone or three, it's the face that is throwing me.  Did she have a major lift too?  Would losing 50 pounds really change your look that much - just in the face?  Even with her weight gain since Return of the Jedi you could tell it was she - just a heavier she.  Not as much when the lard comes off.

More power to her if she can keep it off - ala Valerie and non-ala Kirstie, but man, do not get caught into that nip and tuck cult........you look freaky.

Song by: Tears for Fears


AJohnP said...

She looks great! I can't get over the atrocious plastic surgery that so many 'stars' undergo. Do they REALLY think they look better?!?!?

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Anonymous said...

Wow, now she looks like someone from RuPaul's drag show.

brian said...

I guessed Angie Dickinson.

rebecca said...

OMG MAJOR work done and I must say I'm disappointed. Didn't think Carrie would fall into that Hollywood bullshit. Bummer.

Ur-spo said...

Perhaps it is the ravage of her mood stabilizer medications? however, my 1st reaction is also “she has had work done”

tornwordo said...

Difficult to believe.

D said...

You always crack me up!

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