I thought this was hilarious and I make no apologies for it. So save your indignation if you actually have any. And save your breath.
Personally I'm surprised at how many organizations are closed on this day. My place of business isn't. Hell, I have a meeting that starts at 16:00. And on this the holiest of days: Opening Day!!
I should be in a bar watching the Indians play their home opener. For g-d's sake, Travis Hafner is off the disabled list!!! (seriously, click on the hyperlink. you'll be glad you did!)
And.....and....and...since so many of these people can't actually eat meat today, the line at the concession stand wouldn't be nearly as long as it would normally be. Not that those hot dogs actually have an ounce of meat in them, but still...... These people believe in the resurrection, so they can certainly believe that hot dogs aren't just full of snouts and entrails.
But yes - TGIF. Indeed.
It's been a shitty week. No details needed - I'd bore you. I'd bore me. No reason to relive it. Next week is a short one for me. Kind of. Four days in the office anyway. One day of travel - but more on that later.....after the fact. You people are on a need-to-know basis.
Song by: Tori Amos
Srlsy, no school today? WTF?
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