Leaving

You know, all the photoshopped images of Chris Christie on the beach, Bernie Sanders in his mittens and Ivanka BLOTUS in various parts of history all over the net, why is it so hard to find an altered picture of George Santos in a similar setting? 

I mean, isn't he super ripe for that?  I think I'm using the wrong search terms. 

So the man - if he is actually one - isn't running for a second term.  Ohhhhhhh.......noooooooo.

It seems a judiciary report has even more crap on him than the criminal charges currently filed. I mean, THAT can't be good. 

He's using campaign donations to buy $6000 shoes. Who is he, OJ? I mean Ferragamos. Is it 1985?  Oh and he used funds to play roulette, Botox and my favourite......OnlyFans.  Personally, if I had been a donor, I'd demand to know what content he was accessing.  She Male?  Butt stuff?  Ones where they fake the orgasms? 

But it really comes down to the bipartisan report - and even this paragraph:

“Representative Santos sought to fraudulently exploit every aspect of his House candidacy for his own personal financial profit,” the committee wrote in a summary of its findings. “He blatantly stole from his campaign. He deceived donors into providing what they thought were contributions to his campaign but were in fact payments for his personal benefit.”

Mind you, this is kid's stuff for most GOP folks (and probably Dems too). They just don't flaunt the lies so blatantly to get the Bat Signal shone right ON them.  So he was singled out. You just know he's not the only one. 

Yet, the GOP overlooked it because.........House majority. They wouldn't dare expel him when they can barely keep their 7th grade antics off of the front page. They can't reach consensus on a good day lately, and they haven't had a lot of them. Booting George would have meant a special election in a district that could have easily gone Democratic. 

The GOP is of the mindset: a warm body is better than no body. 

John Wayne Gacy, Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer also subscribed to that theory.

So by end of 2024, we won't have George Santos to kick around anymore. The folks in the NY prison system will be doing that. 

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